Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Missing Child Hoax emails

Dawn received an email today asking for help in locating a missing child by the name of Ashley Flores. The email says she has been missing for 2 weeks from Philedalphia, PA and is feared she may be in South America, Canada, or even overseas and asks that the email be forwarded to everyone in your address book. "If it was your child, you would want all the help you could get."

Who could say no to a heart-wrenching plea like that?

I, for one.

A lengthy and exhaustive search on Google returns about 17,600 pages on this hoax. Try it for yourself, go to http://www.google.com/, enter "Ashley Flores" (with the quotes), hit enter, and voila! After 0.23 seconds of processing time, your top results are:



www.snopes.com

urbanlegends.about.com

www.hoax-slayer.com

www.breakthechain.org

There are now variations that say Ashley (same photo) is missing from Mandurah in Australia. The original version was first reported in May 2006 and is almost word-for-word identical to the Penny Brown hoax that has been in circulation since 2001. Other variations based on the same "template" include searches for children named Michael Hunt and Evan Trembley.


While there is an Ashley Flores, she is not missing. Her friend(s) thought it would be funny to put her name and picture into the Penny Brown email. We're all laughing buddy...


The problem with hoaxes like this is that when a legitimate email comes along (like for Matthew Leveson), we dismiss it as a hoax. My world would be a much happier place if people would learn to take a few seconds to research before forwarding on the email.


Internet pranksters learned long ago that hoax emails are often more effective than viruses at filling up inboxes and being annoying. I'm often reminded of the "Amish Virus" when I see these emails that ask you to pass it on to everyone you know:


"As we haveth no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honour system. Please delete all the files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.

"We thank thee for thy cooperation,

"— The Amish Computer Engineering Dept"

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Tagged from Krista...

Apparently, I'm supposed to fill this out now. You know I'm not going to take this seriously, right? I assume that's a given by this point.

A- Attached or single: Are we talking conjoined twins sort of attached? Then no, I am not.
B- Best Friend: Yes, I do...
C- Cake or Pie: Yes. Why do people insist on making these into either/or questions? It is not a binary decision, both can exist at the same time.
D- Day of choice: as in day of the week? holiday?
E- Essential Item: my head
F- Favorite Color: Red
G- Gummi Bears or Worms: Bears. Worms don't really wrestle very well.
H- Hometown: Raymond, Alberta
I- Indulgence(s): Ice cream.
J- January or July: Where? If I was in NZ, I'd say January...
K- Kids: Trevor (8), Terina (6), Rhys (4), Alaina (3)
L- Life is Incomplete Without: Oxygen. Water would probably be a close second.
M- Marriage Date: 20 January 1996
N- Number of Siblings: 1 of each
O- Oranges or Apples: Oranges
P- Phobias or Fears: I don't particularly want either of them, thank you.
Q- Quote(s): "Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
R- Reason To Smile: They say that gas makes babies smile, but I don't believe them. I've had gas before and it never made me smile, but I can't discount it as a reason for other people...
S- Season: Again, where? I could winter in Florida or NZ and enjoy it just fine.
T- Tag Three: No. You can't make me.
U- Unknown Fact About Me: If I tell you, then it's not unknown anymore, is it.
V- Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals: There's room for all of God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes! If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't taste so good.
W- Worst Habit: Probably sarcasm
X- X-Rays or Ultrasounds: I'll leave that to the doctor's discretion. After all, he's the one who went to school for that sort of thing.
Y- Your Favorite Food: Umm... just one? I can't think of my single favorite food... mashed potatoes & gravy, steak, really good hamburgers, Dawn's BBQ ribs, shrimp-fest @ Red Lobster, good Chinese food (not spicy), fried chicken, pizza, desserts too numerous to mention...
Z- Zodiac: Leo