Another Survey from Facebook

Every once in a while I feel sarcastic enough to take the time to fill out these facebook surveys...

Name: Gary Hamon
Birthday: yes, every year
Do you replace the toilet paper if you use the last piece?: Yes
Birthplace: Hospital
How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 3-4
Current Location: Downstairs in the office
Eye Color: Blue.
Do you weigh yourself often?: No
Hair Color: Brown
Can you tie a cherry stem in your mouth?: No, I can never seem to get my fingers in far enough
Do you dye your hair?: No
Height: 6'6"
Do you laugh aloud by yourself?: If something is funny
Right or Left handed?: Right
Biggest weakness: Needles. Needles and blood. Needles and blood and kryptonite
What is your favorite movie and why?: Star Wars, Star Trek, Princess Bride, Bourne Trilogy, Serenity,...
Biggest fear: I have a recurring dream where I find out at the final exam I had another class I didn't know about and never attended.
Do you take daily medications?: Does ice cream count??
Your perfect pizza: BBQ Chicken. Or Hawaiian.
What is the best thing you can cook?: Toast. Cereal (although technically I don't actually cook it).
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Time travel
Do you have any OCD habits?: Straightening the twisted cords on hotel irons.
Your most overused word or phrase on a messenger: Cool
Do you test the water or dive straight in?: Jump in, how cold could it be anyway...
Thoughts first waking up: What day is it??
Would you peek in someone else's medicine cabinet?: Depends, do they have anything good?
Your best physical feature: ear hair
Do you chew straws?: Only if I've eaten everything else
Your bedtime: what time is it now?
Do you iron your clothes?: Shirts, unless I'm wearing a suit coat.
Number of hours of sleep per night: not enough
What was your favorite childhood toy?: Lego
Favorite Drink: Milk, juice, root beer (trying to cut back)
Can you do the splits?: With bananas and ice cream
Favorite Food: Ribs, pizza, burgers, steak, potatoes, whatever else Dawn makes...
Can you keep a secret?: Yes, let me tell you a few :)
Favorite Restaurant: DQ, A&W, 5 Guys, Montana's, Tony Roma's...
Favorite Ice Cream: Tiger, Mint Chocolate Chip, Cookies & Cream
Do you drink?: See "Favorite Drink" above...
Do you smoke?: If I'm on fire...
Do you do drugs?: Just ice cream. I can't seem to find any tiger's blood.
Do you like to sing?: Meh
Do you like to dance?: Not so much
Describe yourself in three words: Tall, dark, and handsome :)
Do you believe in yourself?: Pretty sure I exist
As a kid who did you look up to?: Taller people
What did you want to be when you "Grew up"?: A Jedi
What do you do for a living?: Work
Do you like the rain?: The warm kind
Do you like Thunderstorms?: Yes
What's your fondest memory?: That one time, with those people... I don't recall the specifics
Have you ever shoplifted?: When I was about four, my mom made me take it back into the store though.
Do you have any tattoos?: No
Do you have any piercings?: No
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?: Does a cruise ship count?
When is the last time you went on a road trip?: Define road trip...
What is one thing you refuse to eat?: Bugs. Multi-grain pasta.
What's your birthstone?: Huh??
What's your Zodiac sign?: "Out of Order"
What year did you graduate high school?: 1991
Do you have any scars?: Yes
What kind of car do you have?: 2010 Chev Equinox
What kind of car would you like to have?: Corvette
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Dawn
Do you like cartoons?: Clone Wars :)
What's your favorite smell?: Food
What do you do while you're driving?: My taxes, pythagorean theorum... the usual.
What's your favorite store to shop in?: The Lego Store, Toys R Us...
Do you believe in Karma?: She's my cousin, well 2nd cousin
What's your favorite number?: Whatever wins me the $43 Million on LottoMax
What's your favorite sport?: Like to play volleyball. Will have to start watching football soon if Rhys keeps going...
Have you ever lived in a different province?: Tried BC for a while, lived in Pennsylvania too.
Where would you like to live?: Somewhere warm
Are you a fast typer?: Compared to...??
Are you listening to music right now?: Yes
When were you the saddest in your life?: Any time we run out of ice cream
What does your CD player have in it right now?: What are these CD's of which you speak?? How old is this survey?
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Why/how would I be a crayon??
What is your middle name?: Danger. Trouble. Mud. Depends on who's calling for me...
If you could change anything in your past what would it be?: Find the Caramilk secret. Or the Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs & spices.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Anyone who says eyes is lying. Neither of the genders is genetically imprinted that way...
What's your favorite color?: Green. Or Red.
What's your biggest pet peeve?: Poor grammer. Stupidity.
Do you like the ocean? Which one?: Some are better than others.
Do you like roller coasters?: Do you like projectile vomit?
What was your first job?: Babysitting.
If you could visit anywhere where would it be?: Tattoine, the brochures look nice. Naboo might be good too.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?: Once, didn't realize it was a school zone until it was too late.
Do you wear contacts/glasses?: Not at the same time.
What's your favorite holiday?: Christmas
Have you ever fired a gun?: No, but I've fired 3 employees and 1 supervisor.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: Two
Hugs or kisses?: Getting? Giving? Where are we going with this? And who is on the other end?
Do you bite your nails?: No
Do you have any siblings?: They may not want to admit it at times, but yes.
Have you ever been on a plane?: No, but I've been in several
What is your current desktop picture?: Yoda
If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?: Probably the extinguisher
Do you swear?: Yes, to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...
Are you a morning person?: Yes.
Do you like your job?: Yes...Most days
What was the first car you owned?: '74 Impala
Do you care what others think about you?: If you're in law enforcement, then yes.
The craziest thing you've ever done?: I have no recollection of that event...
What ringtone is on your cell phone right now?: Depends on who's calling.
What kind of cell phone do you have?: Blackberry
Would you like other people to see your survey answers?: That's a dumb question
Do you have any pets?: 2 cats (one on either side of the fireplace)